Mario
Ben: Mario sure loves his vegetables!
“Dewing”
Ben: Daddy it is raining! Yehudah: No Ben, when it is like a mist it is called dew - so it is 'dewing' outside
Birthday Feelings
Dad: Hey! How does it feel to be 8 years old?! Yehudah: Well, it depends on if you let me open my presents today or wait for the party [...]
Precipitation
Heard the weatherman on the radio say that there should be no participation tomorrow afternoon. I guess it's gonna be every man for himself out there! (precipitation)
How Naughty Is Murder?
"Dad! What is that air-conditioner thing on the wall above the TV?" "Well, it is a special policing camera unit" "Really?! What does it do?" "It follows your every [...]
Breaking the Laws of Science
Heard in the Goldstein home Friday evening: "Yehudah! Stop trying to break the laws of science and get ready for shabbes!"