Superhero Limitation
"What are you doing Ben?" "I'm a superhero that spins and I am really strong!" "Wow, Ben, how strong are you? "I can lift you up Mommy" "Can you [...]
Ben The Scientist
Ben:"Tell me about science" Dad:5min explanation of various fields of science in what seemed to be an appropriate level for a 5yo Ben:"Cool. I want to do a science [...]
Airport Security
Heard over the security coms in the Sudbury airport (muffled staticky voice) "look, a helicopter is landing. Run to the window and see how cool!" Sudbury airport and haircare [...]
The Dogs Did It!
"Dad! Dad!" "Yes, Ben, what is it?" "I just saw Bailey & Taz climb on the stool" "No they didn't" "Yes they did. They climbed up and took a [...]
GPS
"here, Ben, have my change for your allowance" "thanks mom! Now I can buy a gps!" "what do you need a gps for?" "so I know where I am [...]
Astute Observation
"look over there, Yehudah. The are hundreds of birds flying around a particular area" "cool, that area must be totally covered in poo by now..."
Mothers
Ben: "are you talking about mom? You know, the lady that brings us supper..."
Cliché
Yehuda: "I want to wear the cliché kippa" Zahava: "you mean the crochet kippa..."
Ninja $
Seen at Paris / Brady intersection: "Family killed by ninjas. Must get $ to avenge their death. Will sing."
Isn’t That Racist?
Jen*-"Scott, you ready for the test?" Barbie*-"Of course he is, he's Jewish! Don't you know the Jews are smart and really rich?" Scott-"huh?" Jen*-"Isn't that racist?" Barbie*-"No it's not, [...]