Cliché
Yehuda: "I want to wear the cliché kippa" Zahava: "you mean the crochet kippa..."
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Ninja $
Seen at Paris / Brady intersection: "Family killed by ninjas. Must get $ to avenge their death. Will sing."
Isn’t That Racist?
Jen*-"Scott, you ready for the test?" Barbie*-"Of course he is, he's Jewish! Don't you know the Jews are smart and really rich?" Scott-"huh?" Jen*-"Isn't that racist?" Barbie*-"No it's not, [...]
Meatetarian
Yehudah: Dad, I'm hungry! Dad: I will make supper in a few minutes. What would you like? Yehudah: I don't care as long as it is something MEAT uncle Sidney [...]
Mario
Ben: Mario sure loves his vegetables!
“Dewing”
Ben: Daddy it is raining! Yehudah: No Ben, when it is like a mist it is called dew - so it is 'dewing' outside
Birthday Feelings
Dad: Hey! How does it feel to be 8 years old?! Yehudah: Well, it depends on if you let me open my presents today or wait for the party [...]
Precipitation
Heard the weatherman on the radio say that there should be no participation tomorrow afternoon. I guess it's gonna be every man for himself out there! (precipitation)
How Naughty Is Murder?
"Dad! What is that air-conditioner thing on the wall above the TV?" "Well, it is a special policing camera unit" "Really?! What does it do?" "It follows your every [...]
Breaking the Laws of Science
Heard in the Goldstein home Friday evening: "Yehudah! Stop trying to break the laws of science and get ready for shabbes!"