My kids say the darnedest things…
Passing Judgment
Yehudah: I can't wait until the last day of school, not because school will be over - I am the head judge for the cheer leading contest this year! [...]
Animal Sounds
*while playing an animal sounds game... Mom: What sound does a Duck make? Ben: Quack Mom: What sound does a Kiwi make? Yehudah: Blaaakchhhhh.... Mom: What is that? Yehudah: [...]
Music in my head…
Dad: what are you doing, ben? Ben: listening to music in my head. Are there little speakers in my head that let me hear the music?
Patience…
Dad: Not yet, Ben. You have to have patience! Ben: I DONT HAVE PATIENCE ... I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!!
The trick is in layering…
Yehudah: I won't need to rush in the moring to get dressed Mom: Why? Yehudah: well, I put on two pairs of socks this morning. Oh, and two pairs [...]
Baked Zaidy
I want some baked zaidy... No ben, it is called baked ziti! *zaidy=grandfather
Feeling the heat
Why aren't you wearing your sweater. It's cold, Yehudah... I was boiling hot with a sweater and coat! Why were you boiling? I was running for half an hour [...]
Superhero Limitation
"What are you doing Ben?" "I'm a superhero that spins and I am really strong!" "Wow, Ben, how strong are you? "I can lift you up Mommy" "Can you [...]
Ben The Scientist
Ben:"Tell me about science" Dad:5min explanation of various fields of science in what seemed to be an appropriate level for a 5yo Ben:"Cool. I want to do a science [...]
The Dogs Did It!
"Dad! Dad!" "Yes, Ben, what is it?" "I just saw Bailey & Taz climb on the stool" "No they didn't" "Yes they did. They climbed up and took a [...]