My kids say the darnedest things…
GPS
"here, Ben, have my change for your allowance" "thanks mom! Now I can buy a gps!" "what do you need a gps for?" "so I know where I am [...]
Astute Observation
"look over there, Yehudah. The are hundreds of birds flying around a particular area" "cool, that area must be totally covered in poo by now..."
Mothers
Ben: "are you talking about mom? You know, the lady that brings us supper..."
Cliché
Yehuda: "I want to wear the cliché kippa" Zahava: "you mean the crochet kippa..."
Meatetarian
Yehudah: Dad, I'm hungry! Dad: I will make supper in a few minutes. What would you like? Yehudah: I don't care as long as it is something MEAT uncle Sidney [...]
Mario
Ben: Mario sure loves his vegetables!
“Dewing”
Ben: Daddy it is raining! Yehudah: No Ben, when it is like a mist it is called dew - so it is 'dewing' outside
Birthday Feelings
Dad: Hey! How does it feel to be 8 years old?! Yehudah: Well, it depends on if you let me open my presents today or wait for the party [...]
How Naughty Is Murder?
"Dad! What is that air-conditioner thing on the wall above the TV?" "Well, it is a special policing camera unit" "Really?! What does it do?" "It follows your every [...]
Breaking the Laws of Science
Heard in the Goldstein home Friday evening: "Yehudah! Stop trying to break the laws of science and get ready for shabbes!"