Breaking the Laws of Science
Heard in the Goldstein home Friday evening: "Yehudah! Stop trying to break the laws of science and get ready for shabbes!"
Heard in the Goldstein home Friday evening: "Yehudah! Stop trying to break the laws of science and get ready for shabbes!"
"Mom, I need to grow my hair longer like Justin Bieber. I already have his voice and all that is left for me to do is have hair like [...]
Yehuda: "Ben, I'm turning the TV off so that we live longer" Ben: "NO!" Yehudah: "TV shortens your life span so we need to turn off the TV so [...]
"I know why they call it 'NEWS'... it is information from all over the world, so they use the first letter from every direction on the compass! North, East, [...]