My kids say the darnedest things…

DVD Slot

"Ben, did you stick money in the DVD slot on my laptop?" "Yes daddy, just one"

One last detail…

"Mom, I need to grow my hair longer like Justin Bieber. I already have his voice and all that is left for me to do is have hair like [...]

TV – It shortens your life span…

Yehuda: "Ben, I'm turning the TV off so that we live longer" Ben: "NO!" Yehudah: "TV shortens your life span so we need to turn off the TV so [...]

Justin Bieber

"oooh, that is a nice girl singer. right dad?" "no Ben, that is justin bieber, he is a boy"

NEWS, The Acronym

"I know why they call it 'NEWS'... it is information from all over the world, so they use the first letter from every direction on the compass! North, East, [...]

Crust Maker

"Daddy, give me the pizza, I will make the crust..."

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