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Music in my head…
Dad: what are you doing, ben? Ben: listening to music in my head. Are there little speakers in my head that let me hear the music?
Patience…
Dad: Not yet, Ben. You have to have patience! Ben: I DONT HAVE PATIENCE ... I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!!
The trick is in layering…
Yehudah: I won't need to rush in the moring to get dressed Mom: Why? Yehudah: well, I put on two pairs of socks this morning. Oh, and two pairs of underwear. [...]
Baked Zaidy
I want some baked zaidy... No ben, it is called baked ziti! *zaidy=grandfather
Feeling the heat
Why aren't you wearing your sweater. It's cold, Yehudah... I was boiling hot with a sweater and coat! Why were you boiling? I was running for half an hour - [...]
Superhero Limitation
"What are you doing Ben?" "I'm a superhero that spins and I am really strong!" "Wow, Ben, how strong are you? "I can lift you up Mommy" "Can you lift [...]
Ben The Scientist
Ben:"Tell me about science" Dad:5min explanation of various fields of science in what seemed to be an appropriate level for a 5yo Ben:"Cool. I want to do a science project" [...]
Airport Security
Heard over the security coms in the Sudbury airport (muffled staticky voice) "look, a helicopter is landing. Run to the window and see how cool!" Sudbury airport and haircare centre [...]
The Dogs Did It!
"Dad! Dad!" "Yes, Ben, what is it?" "I just saw Bailey & Taz climb on the stool" "No they didn't" "Yes they did. They climbed up and took a treat [...]