Precipitation
Heard the weatherman on the radio say that there should be no participation tomorrow afternoon. I guess it's gonna be every man for himself out there! (precipitation)
DVD Slot
"Ben, did you stick money in the DVD slot on my laptop?" "Yes daddy, just one"
Justin Bieber
"oooh, that is a nice girl singer. right dad?" "no Ben, that is justin bieber, he is a boy"
Crust Maker
"Daddy, give me the pizza, I will make the crust..."
Who taught you that?
"hey, who taught you that?!" "um, a monkey"