“Dad! What is that air-conditioner thing on the wall above the TV?”
“Well, it is a special policing camera unit”
“Really?! What does it do?”
“It follows your every move and if you are doing anything naughty it alerts me”
“Wow. Where is the camera?”
“Its hiding behind the front plate..”
“Can I test it?”
“Not yet. It is still being hooked up”
“What happens if I do something bad?”
“It will send a message to my iPhone and let me know what you are doing – if you are being really naughty it will send out an electric shock to make you stop whatever you are doing”
“How naughty do I need to be in order for that to happen? Will it happen only if I am standing on the couch or if I am murdering somebody?”
– Here is where we stopped this silly game to have a long discussion about how we don’t even joke about murder…