Music in my head…

Dad: what are you doing, ben? Ben: listening to music in my head. Are there little speakers in my head that let me hear the music?

Patience…

Dad: Not yet, Ben. You have to have patience! Ben: I DONT HAVE PATIENCE ... I DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!!

Baked Zaidy

I want some baked zaidy... No ben, it is called baked ziti! *zaidy=grandfather

Superhero Limitation

"What are you doing Ben?" "I'm a superhero that spins and I am really strong!" "Wow, Ben, how strong are you? "I can lift you up Mommy" "Can you [...]

Ben The Scientist

Ben:"Tell me about science" Dad:5min explanation of various fields of science in what seemed to be an appropriate level for a 5yo Ben:"Cool. I want to do a science [...]

The Dogs Did It!

‎"Dad! Dad!" "Yes, Ben, what is it?" "I just saw Bailey & Taz climb on the stool" "No they didn't" "Yes they did. They climbed up and took a [...]

GPS

"here, Ben, have my change for your allowance" "thanks mom! Now I can buy a gps!" "what do you need a gps for?" "so I know where I am [...]

Mothers

Ben: "are you talking about mom? You know, the lady that brings us supper..."

Mario

Ben: Mario sure loves his vegetables!

“Dewing”

Ben: Daddy it is raining! Yehudah: No Ben, when it is like a mist it is called dew - so it is 'dewing' outside

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