DVD Slot
"Ben, did you stick money in the DVD slot on my laptop?" "Yes daddy, just one"
TV – It shortens your life span…
Yehuda: "Ben, I'm turning the TV off so that we live longer" Ben: "NO!" Yehudah: "TV shortens your life span so we need to turn off the TV so [...]
Justin Bieber
"oooh, that is a nice girl singer. right dad?" "no Ben, that is justin bieber, he is a boy"
Crust Maker
"Daddy, give me the pizza, I will make the crust..."
Who taught you that?
"hey, who taught you that?!" "um, a monkey"