Mothers
Ben: "are you talking about mom? You know, the lady that brings us supper..."
Cliché
Yehuda: "I want to wear the cliché kippa" Zahava: "you mean the crochet kippa..."
Birthday Feelings
Dad: Hey! How does it feel to be 8 years old?! Yehudah: Well, it depends on if you let me open my presents today or wait for the party [...]
How Naughty Is Murder?
"Dad! What is that air-conditioner thing on the wall above the TV?" "Well, it is a special policing camera unit" "Really?! What does it do?" "It follows your every [...]
Breaking the Laws of Science
Heard in the Goldstein home Friday evening: "Yehudah! Stop trying to break the laws of science and get ready for shabbes!"
DVD Slot
"Ben, did you stick money in the DVD slot on my laptop?" "Yes daddy, just one"
TV – It shortens your life span…
Yehuda: "Ben, I'm turning the TV off so that we live longer" Ben: "NO!" Yehudah: "TV shortens your life span so we need to turn off the TV so [...]
NEWS, The Acronym
"I know why they call it 'NEWS'... it is information from all over the world, so they use the first letter from every direction on the compass! North, East, [...]
Chef Yehuda
Yehudah has done it again. With the help of Uncle Sidney and Aunty Shira, Yehudah has given us an in-depth look into the art of pickle making. Check it [...]
Crust Maker
"Daddy, give me the pizza, I will make the crust..."