Passing Judgment
Yehudah: I can't wait until the last day of school, not because school will be over - I am the head judge for the cheer leading contest this year! [...]
Animal Sounds
*while playing an animal sounds game... Mom: What sound does a Duck make? Ben: Quack Mom: What sound does a Kiwi make? Yehudah: Blaaakchhhhh.... Mom: What is that? Yehudah: [...]
The trick is in layering…
Yehudah: I won't need to rush in the moring to get dressed Mom: Why? Yehudah: well, I put on two pairs of socks this morning. Oh, and two pairs [...]
Feeling the heat
Why aren't you wearing your sweater. It's cold, Yehudah... I was boiling hot with a sweater and coat! Why were you boiling? I was running for half an hour [...]
Astute Observation
"look over there, Yehudah. The are hundreds of birds flying around a particular area" "cool, that area must be totally covered in poo by now..."
Cliché
Yehuda: "I want to wear the cliché kippa" Zahava: "you mean the crochet kippa..."
Meatetarian
Yehudah: Dad, I'm hungry! Dad: I will make supper in a few minutes. What would you like? Yehudah: I don't care as long as it is something MEAT uncle Sidney [...]
“Dewing”
Ben: Daddy it is raining! Yehudah: No Ben, when it is like a mist it is called dew - so it is 'dewing' outside
Birthday Feelings
Dad: Hey! How does it feel to be 8 years old?! Yehudah: Well, it depends on if you let me open my presents today or wait for the party [...]
How Naughty Is Murder?
"Dad! What is that air-conditioner thing on the wall above the TV?" "Well, it is a special policing camera unit" "Really?! What does it do?" "It follows your every [...]